Posted 3 hours ago

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

Posted 3 hours ago

newyorksjojo:

matterboard:

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

(Source: dededeman)

Posted 3 hours ago

jeremylawson:

Ermitage cabin - a minimalist wooden cabin in the woods of Trossö, near the west coast of Sweden.

Posted 3 hours ago

100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

  1. Wow my post has gone up so many notes in such a small amount of time. I really hope this helps you guys and you really do use this a reference when needed. (boys-and-suicide)
  2. 1. We would miss you.
  3. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.
  4. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.
  5. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing.
  6. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.
  7. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.
  8. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.
  9. 8. You are amazing.
  10. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.
  11. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead.
  12. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive.
  13. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die.
  14. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.
  15. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.
  16. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.
  17. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?
  18. 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.
  19. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again…
  20. 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day
  21. 20. Listening to incredibly loud music
  22. 21. Being alive is just really good.
  23. 22. Not being alive is really bad.
  24. 23. Finding your soulmate.
  25. 24. Red pandas
  26. 25. Going to diners at three in the morning.
  27. 26. Really soft pillows.
  28. 27. Eating pizza in New York City.
  29. 28. Proving people wrong with your success.
  30. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
  31. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
  32. 31. Being able to help other people.
  33. 32. Bonfires.
  34. 33. Sitting on rooftops.
  35. 34. Seeing every single country in the world.
  36. 35. Going on roadtrips.
  37. 36. You might win the lottery someday.
  38. 37. Listening to music on a record player.
  39. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  40. 39. Taking really cool pictures.
  41. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.
  42. 41. Hearing crazy stories.
  43. 42. Telling crazy stories.
  44. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.
  45. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.
  46. 45. Travelling to another planet someday.
  47. 46. Having an underwater house.
  48. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.
  49. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
  50. 49. Trampolines.
  51. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again.
  52. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,
  53. 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.
  54. 53. People do care.
  55. 54. Treehouses
  56. 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse
  57. 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees
  58. 56. I don’t even know you and I love you.
  59. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you.
  60. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
  61. 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor.
  62. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS!
  63. 61. Starbucks.
  64. 62. Hugs.
  65. 63. Stargazing.
  66. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is.
  67. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life.
  68. 66. Now you could change the world.
  69. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you.
  70. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you.
  71. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life.
  72. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things.
  73. 71. Making snow angels.
  74. 72. Making snowmen.
  75. 73. Snowball fights.
  76. 74. Life is what you make of it.
  77. 75. Everybody has a talent.
  78. 76. Laughing until you cry.
  79. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.
  80. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist.
  81. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down
  82. 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.
  83. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.
  84. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.
  85. 83. One day your smile will be real.
  86. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
  87. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds.
  88. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.
  89. 87. Eating crazy food.
  90. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one.
  91. 89. Sleeping in all day.
  92. 90. Creating something you’re proud of.
  93. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit
  94. 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends.
  95. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate
  96. 94. Sherlock season three.
  97. 95. Cuddling under the stars.
  98. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can.
  99. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
  100. 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years
  101. 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
  102. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen
  103. IF that isn’t enough:
  104. Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
  105. Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
  106. LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
  107. Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
  108. Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
  109. Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
  110. Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
  111. Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
  112. Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
  113. Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
  114. Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
  115. UK Helplines:
  116. Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
  117. Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
  118. Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
  119. Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
  120. b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
  121. b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
  122. Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
  123. Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
  124. Drinkline: 0800 9178282
  125. Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
  126. Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
  127. India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
  128. India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
  129. Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
  130. suicide hotlines;
  131. Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
  132. Australia: 13-11-14
  133. Austria: 01-713-3374
  134. Barbados: 429-9999
  135. Belgium: 106
  136. Botswana: 391-1270
  137. Brazil: 21-233-9191
  138. China: 852-2382-0000
  139. (Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
  140. Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
  141. Croatia: 01-4833-888
  142. Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
  143. Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
  144. Denmark: 70-201-201
  145. Egypt: 762-1602
  146. Estonia: 6-558-088
  147. Finland: 040-5032199
  148. France: 01-45-39-4000
  149. Germany: 0800-181-0721
  150. Greece: 1018
  151. Guatemala: 502-234-1239
  152. Holland: 0900-0767
  153. Honduras: 504-237-3623
  154. Hungary: 06-80-820-111
  155. Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
  156. Israel: 09-8892333
  157. Italy: 06-705-4444
  158. Japan: 3-5286-9090
  159. Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
  160. Malaysia: 03-756-8144
  161. (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
  162. Mexico: 525-510-2550
  163. Netherlands: 0900-0767
  164. New Zealand: 4-473-9739
  165. New Guinea: 675-326-0011
  166. Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
  167. Norway: 47-815-33-300
  168. Philippines: 02-896-9191
  169. Poland: 52-70-000
  170. Portugal: 239-72-10-10
  171. Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
  172. Spain: 91-459-00-50
  173. South Africa: 0861-322-322
  174. South Korea: 2-715-8600
  175. Sweden: 031-711-2400
  176. Switzerland: 143
  177. Taiwan: 0800-788-995
  178. Thailand: 02-249-9977
  179. Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
  180. Ukraine: 0487-327715
  181. You will be missing out on every single wonderful thing yet to happen to you.
  182. Boys-And-Suicide
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Posted 17 hours ago

jabberwockyx:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

If you don’t like/skipped Nine… We cannot be friends.

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE NINE I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT UNDERSTANDDDD.

(Source: piknman)

Posted 17 hours ago

uncannybrettwhite:

alwaysstarwars:

Don’t be so distracted by young Harrison Ford that you fail to appreciate Mark Hamill’s face in the last gif.

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

(Source: tedywestside)

Posted 3 days ago

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

I FUCKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME THIS MAKES AROUND TO MY DASHBOARD!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 3 days ago

dorkly:

Artist Is Turning Old Disney Cartoons Into Majestic Paintings

Old Disney hand-drawn animated cartoons still look beautiful today, but they could probably stand an HD remake, right? Enter Murph3, who’s doing just that.

To see more, click here!

Posted 5 days ago

jayelly12:

Playing tomorrow night at low brow. Come thru and support the touring bands ! #TRIUMPHOVERSHIPWRECK #invoker #allthatbleeds #thelowbrow